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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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amandakris 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:56

That's one way to give head

PinkiePiePony 19

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

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claubea11 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 22:28

I would've just laughed about it after the pain was gone. Nothing like making memories to tell to your future kids :)

ARetardedSeal 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 0:13

At least nobody got knocked out right?

shellyluv 23

Sunday 5 October 2014 1:43

Lol that blows.

ken20ken11 2

Sunday 5 October 2014 2:34

your fault why would you kiss him on the nose. there are other places a guy would like to kissed at.

Scarylizard1798 23

Sunday 5 October 2014 3:37

Well then...I'm trying to have a good, meaningful comment but I can't think of one

WILBUSCUS 6

Sunday 5 October 2014 4:25

Haha this actually made me lol

KatyLarae 13

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:34

Best thing to do is just laugh it off.

WolfyGrace 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 10:01

Awkward silence? ..So he didn't check with you to see if you were okay after headbutting you?

Shina_Gal 1

Sunday 5 October 2014 10:49

Why would that be awkward?

mimi809o 21

Monday 6 October 2014 1:59

Get some ice yo!

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 6 October 2014 7:42

And some tissues playa!

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