By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
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Attacksloth 33

What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.

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Rinat_fml 26

It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.

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cainchild 4

so before all the women come here bashing you, laughing and saying ydi. why are you still with someone who disregards your needs and verbally abuses you?

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Gaeritto 5

did you happen to do anything to piss her off?

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deejflat 17

Heartless. What did you do to get to that point? At least the sock doesn't make you feel bad if you don't want to spend time with it after. That really socks OP

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lucasjames22 8

it sounds like your wife doesn't even like you. that would explain the no sex thing

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carrs2154 9

I think that's the reason you have no sex life. She apparently doesn't like you.

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