Intimacy: Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage.... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

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Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By Who1s269 - 03/05/2013 12:13 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML

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By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

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Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 20:00 - United States - Freeland

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Today, thinking maybe she could spare 5 minutes of her time and requires no work at all, I asked my wife for a handjob. She said no and told me I can “do it yourself.” FML

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Attacksloth 33

Monday 8 June 2015 0:09

What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 8 June 2015 0:08

It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.

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kidFawkes 14

Monday 8 June 2015 13:56

"What is love? My baby won't **** me, won't **** me, no more."

LuckyDuckie 16

Monday 8 June 2015 16:16

it's perfectly fine that she doesnt want sex, but that reaction was totally rude, FYL

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 8 June 2015 16:19

That kind of response suggests she's probably seeing someone else. Sorry OP.

thatisnotahat 10

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:44

Yo maybe she's asexual

DrCheese 16

Monday 8 June 2015 17:08

What a nice marriage. And women wonder why men don't want to marry...

limabeans101029 20

Monday 8 June 2015 22:12

Generalizations. I agree that OP's wife sounds like a horrible person but lots of men do want to marry, and men can also be horrible.

fabulousfiasco 12

Monday 8 June 2015 17:38

make it worth her time, fuckstick.

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Monday 8 June 2015 22:06

you can try romancing her up, but if you don't have kids you might actually want to consider finding someone who meets your needs...and I don't mean cheat btw.

knightjeff 2

Tuesday 9 June 2015 5:07

Why would anybody be in a sexless marriage??? Thank God my wife has, not only stayed interested, but she nearly attacks me after 16 years of an amazing marriage. I don't get why anybody would want to live a sexless life... To each his own. I just feel bad for this guy.

Drosophila82 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 10:29

Your life really sucks buddy and I think your marriage is kinda over...

rozdawg 13

Tuesday 9 June 2015 11:38

Leave

doumtabarnack 12

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:10

File a divorce. Immediatly. She should never disrespect you like this.

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