By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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Sweet121 0

And let me guess, you didn't appreciate that?

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13FMYLIFE 0

feel unappreciated? grow a pair and just be blunt about it then cuz obviously your way isn't working!

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fthislyfe 22

I wish I could fall asleep that easily.

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Bakachu 7

Just apply SP on that mastery! :D I'm such a nerd /shot

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erinrenee1137 0

Fall asleep while she's talking about something she thinks is important. Get back at her ha.

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leetackley 2

That's what I would do lol

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Icecream93 4

the white pencil in your picture kinda ruined it.

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Clubkicker_fml 0

Just leave her there and don't call her back

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poorjudgement 26

1. She was very tired. or 2. It took you too long. or both. Anyway, if you want to break up "we are done" is enough. After that you can either leave or get her attention long enough to explain your reasons, if you think anything should be additionally explained.

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imabeastmofukka 5

Women these days. Cant live with em, and you cant kill em either! Wtf kinda world have come to.

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daftPunKt 4

Stop boring your girlfriend, she's probably sick of you bitching. Be a man

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Timmip12 9

If a girl had written this post, what would you have said?

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