Intimacy: Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling...

By sexyconvo - 25/11/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was for the conversation." FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 05:28 - United States - Lewes

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

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By Willow - 17/06/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By ooook - 16/02/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I'd finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looked at me and asked, "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

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Not into it

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 06:00

Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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caticaticati 3

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:43

And then I bet he laughed and came over anyways and you don't have a sense of humor. Also, why are you so upset that your boyfriend would rather have a conversation with you than get laid, if he was serious? Many girls would love to have that.

Fluffy_homan 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:59

today my girlfriend got angry because I respect her and would rather have a conversation than f*ck her. FML

Comments

guckylynn 19

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:16

YDI for making all women look bad

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:33

Yuck. You are such a lousy lay that your boyfriend would prefer talking to you over sex (a good relationship would have some of both)? Who are you, Ann Coulter?

pyroanarchist23 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:11

why would anyone prefer ann coulter for anything? unless shes preferred for someone to murder

The_Appendix_ 13

Wednesday 1 October 2014 13:38

the one guy who said it might be the girls bad sexual habits get down voted, but if genders were reversed everyone would call op a loser whose only goal in life should be to please his girlfriend.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:46

Are you sure he is actually into girls or will we be reading a FML in a month or two about your boyfriend being gay?

blackaut 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 19:59

I'm pretty sure that any girl would rather have a guy hold a convo with them than have sex with them.. unless they are *****. he probably thinks you're gross and shallow now... way to go. YDI for whoring yourself with a lame attempt at humor

Tunee 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:18

the FML here (unless he was joking) is that the boyfriend didnt find sex with her "worth his time", and the way he said it sounds like he was just making an excuse to not coming over at all... If he WAS serious then he propably wouldnt have had time if she had asked him to come over to talk either...