By Ameel - 12/04/2012 18:49 - Australia - Ballarat

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML
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Ameel_fml 19

It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd

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Whitesound 3

When I read the first half sentence I swear this was going to be about sex. Ahwell. Either way, your daughter doesnt seem very smart...

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nicoli7jj 3

Lol.. Oh noooo.. The professor is going to deduct points and say that has nothing to do with it.. Maybe you should show her on google so it stops her...

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robyn101 0

Your daughter may be a little slow....you might want to get her checked out

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Ima_NeRD6213 4

Big woop "university essays" are overrated...

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ninjadinos 14

Yeah, that's true. A lifetime of working at McDonalds is much more impressive.

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davidbdb485 0

Being in college I would have to say they are a tad overrated, at least for comp 1&2 in my experience, especially at the big colleges where you have a teacher who has a few hundred essay to grade. So they end up not being able to spend a lot of time on each one grading.

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Eiregal2 10

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. AN EARTH UNIVERSITY!!

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challan 19

My friend told me that he convinced a girl that was about anal sex before. So I'm thinking these two brilliant ladies should get together.

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deliki 11

I have never seen star trec so I didn't know where the saying came from...

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I am so sorry for your lack of knowledge for freaking amazing literature. You may continue your deprived existence now.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well....there's nothing wrong with using that particular quote as long as she doesn't state Neil actually said it. It goes with her essay and could be used as quite a attention grabber.

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