By Ameel - 12/04/2012 18:49 - Australia - Ballarat

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML
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Ameel_fml tells us more.

It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd

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When I read the first half sentence I swear this was going to be about sex. Ahwell. Either way, your daughter doesnt seem very smart...

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Erm, well.. Someone isn't taking star trek seriously. I mean school. Wait what was I saying? Nevermind me.

Why not tell her to watch the film or even better, look it up?

It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd

Lol I guess I should be the one to look it up!

To be fair, it's from several of the films as well. Before being changed to 'no one' in Undiscovered Country.

One small sentence for your daughter, one large laugh when read.

Damn it, Jim! I'm a student - not a historian!

I sincerely hope she receives an F-.

Stormdriven37 6

You shoulda used the Vulcan death grip on her. Live long and prosper, BITCH.

perdix 29

A nice mom would tell her, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." A fun mom would tell her, "Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers founded upon this continent a new nation . . ."

KiddNYC1O 20

Our moon is simply beautiful =].