By sly - 04/01/2009 03:55 - France

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year-old son. He wriggled away and said, "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or get another Simon!" FML
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alpuppy 0

hhaha that's ******* adorable "find another simon"

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HOLLAcaust 0

That's adorable lol "Go find another Simon!"

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Is it weird that the first thing I think of when I hear the name Simon is the Chipmunk Simon?

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veesky 0

OMG i thought the exact same thing!!

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24788 6

Haha, I think he feels he's told old for that.

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etherealjoy 0

awwwww thats so cute! my mum was telling me the other day that she was talking to my sister on the phone. my sister says to her two year old son 'do you want to talk to grandma?'. her son says 'no! nana!'. nana is the other grandma!

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Taolan 23

Kids are so cute. @ #4 - Yeah... then Child Protective Services comes to question you. Even if you had your eyes on him the entire time. Effing pricks.

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srpwuzhere 0

Aww! That's adorable xD

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HyperExecuter 0

that's cute, but it's kinda stupid as an fml.

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Philosophic 0

Isn't there laws against that? ..Plus, you could be a potential pedophile. ..."Leave him at my house for an hour, that'll teach him!"

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