I submitted an FML like this a while back. In it, I had filled up a bath and had just gotten in when a spider fell in. Being highly arachnophobic, I drained the tub. Only after I drained it did I realize that it was a ball of lint.

Reading this made me cringe. I'd probably scream louder...

I guess you have a new roommate now.

Why didn't you just kill it?

I'm surprised you bothered to try and set it free. Wolf spiders are pretty venomous, and can be aggressive, too. I would have smashed it, personally.

I had a similar giant spider-bathtub experience a few weeks ago, except I just murdered the damn thing.

I guess it's that time of year. I've had to evict two large wolf spiders from the bathtub in the last week... or maybe it's the same one..

Mmm when I read giant wolf spider i was sure that she was going to say that it ran up to the edge of the bath, whistled and winked at her.

Now imagine someone screaming really low pitched

Hairspray and lighter... If you go all out gangster, they won't crawl back...