Health: Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails... - FML

By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML

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brandogg 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 12:20

Just so you know, it was a really long and also it spiraled

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dudeutookhrs 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:04

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:16

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

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philbatronicus 3

Friday 29 April 2016 18:49

OP, only try to impress women with characteristics of yours, not non-skills or supposed knowledge. No one cares if you can randomly slide a rail or throw a tire, and no one cares about one quote from a book few people have read. Be you, and some girl will find you impressive for who you are.

OzzyTheGiant 14

Sunday 18 December 2016 14:57

how do these "impress a girl" situations always end so badly!?

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