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By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML
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dudeutookhrs 24

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

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False_Stupidity 41

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

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Dave_Davington 33

"Today, I tried to impress a girl" YDI. Next!

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ilanie04 16

Sorry about your ankle but.. are you 12?

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TweetAnne 13

Bro did she even notice you, or was your heart broken too?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I thinks it's clear that sliding down rails DOESN'T impress anyone.

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AzariusStar01 26

Ouch, try being more careful next time. Tbh, most girls (and guys) don't care about such things just to impress one another (the decent ones, at least). Don't worry about looking cool by pulling off stunts and just be yourself and talk to her, you'll get farther. Good luck

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moldypickles 29

Next time just try baking her a cake or something. Who doesn't like cake??

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FalloutScrolls 25

"Today, I tried to impress a girl I like..." Oh, this ought to be good. "...by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs." Yep. Really good. "My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle." YDI

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loctran 4

The way you impress a girl is to be yourself, not pull stunts like what you just did.

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MSCCG 16

As long as you didn't cry like a baby I think it's fine.

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