By blazon_paradox - 17/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML
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blazon_paradox 23

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

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Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

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We are not your brothers, nor are we angry. We are just annoyed at someone who's an ass hat.

SexyMexi21 23

How does a cat look like a skunk? I understand the long fur but really the long white line along the back and a small head? ydi

its not so uncommon. its like here in alaska, some dogs from far away resemble a bear. better safe than sorry

ahippienamedrae 10

Because cats can't have those markings

blazon_paradox 23

It was under his car, I heard scuffling... I made an assumption. A very very wrong assumption.

You need to have your nose checkup. Typically skunks stink up the air around them for up to 50 yds without spraying.

They really don't though. I jog in the mornings and see plenty of skunks, sometimes much closer than I'd like to see them. I never smell them unless a) they're road kill b) they get scared and spray.

ColonelCusswords 24

that sucks big time op. there is no safe way to get a skunk to move unless it wants to. hopefully your didn't get sprayed.

amaindayyy46 20

Well, hey, at the very least, you didn't scare it away by approaching it.

blazon_paradox 23

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

You didn't know...get the tomato juice quick!

BDA_fml 5

Don't play games with pussy, some times the pussy plays back.