Health: Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up...

By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 15:48

Why would you add cinnamon? It's a spoonful of SUGAR that makes it go down. A spoonful of cinnamon brings it up.

ajeppsen 25

Friday 18 May 2012 15:48

Ah... The cinnamon challenge. I feel you bro

Comments

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 18 May 2012 17:16

Your testicles?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 18 May 2012 17:54

Have you never puked that violently? It's plausible.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Friday 18 May 2012 17:19

U been watching YouTube a lil too much huh.... The Cinnamon Challenge seems to be undefeated....

gfoxx17iv 0

Friday 18 May 2012 22:00

I've done it...it's not that hard...

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 18 May 2012 17:31

God, people are so ******* stupid. "The Cinnamon Challenge" has been known to collapse people's lungs. Totally worth dieing over a stupid trick no one with ever beat.

ThisBeAUsername 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:56

I've seen people beat it before...

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 18 May 2012 17:45

This is one of those stupid dare memes that is popular among adolescents desperate to appear cool to their friends. OP could yourself lucky. People have died trying that stunt. Seriously. Just because your friends think it would be cool is not reason for you to do anything. It's better to be uncool than dead. Your friends aren't that important. Wisen up fast or pay the consequences. Life doesn't suffer fools mercifully.

MileUremovic 0

Friday 18 May 2012 17:53

Throbbing Testicles....... WTF

spaztastic89 0

Friday 18 May 2012 18:05

wtf does the cinnamon challenge have to do with throbbing testicles??

jordandavid 3

Friday 18 May 2012 18:21

Can some one help me figure out were the throbbing testicals come into play?

marlene27 0

Friday 18 May 2012 18:25

I can do the cinnamon challenge!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Friday 18 May 2012 18:28

This is another one of those situations where I think FML should have a "WTF?" button next to the "You deserved it" and "Your life sucks" button

Pmm368 5

Friday 18 May 2012 18:38

Sucks for you. I've done the cinnamon dragon 14 times in the last 2 years, 11 of them successful. The worst I've done is spit a little of it out. I guess it just depends on the body's tolerance of Cinnamon. I have my first time doing it up on Youtube, look up Pmm368, the video is called Cinnamon Dragon if you don't believe me.