By turnoff - 17/09/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML
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iFruit 0

YDI. I'd be pissed if someone woke me in the middle of the night unless the house was burning down or something.

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Candisemo 0

i would want my sleep too, but thats no reason to call this girl fat or ugly. you have no idea what she looks like so dont judge her. being mean on the internet is really not anything to be proud of.

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wolf2584 0

faved rofl i have 2 faves the one below yu and yurs!!

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axlman 0

i would totally do you!! that is anytime!!lol

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candyapplecorn 0

let the guy sleep fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc-

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DontMindMe 0

If my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night, I'd say the exact same thing. YDI.

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clayton18 0

Ok so he could have been a little more polite about it... but 2 things, number1 he was probably tired maybe pick a better spot next time, second of all as #39 said you were messaging the wrong spot lol

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newmanlyman3 8

you dumb a** just try again tomorrow you are wasting up fml's

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Diannaa 0

LMAO.... Wow "no"... Really? that suuuucks. FYL

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