Wake up call
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Quarantine dreams are getting weird. Your house sounds like the Zombie Apocalypse.
I think he dreamt that he is a zombie eating your brain.
“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”
My wife just wakes me up with a *******, to each it’s own I guess.
Does she know she’s your wife?
Yes
Ya for him ! It’s a dream and outta his control .
Lemme guess... you also get pissed off when you have a dream that your husband cheated. Slapping him awake was the worst way you could’ve handled this situation. I hope you at least slapped enough sense into him for him to pack his bags and leave. You sound like a massive bitch. I feel bad for your husband.
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“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”
Quarantine dreams are getting weird. Your house sounds like the Zombie Apocalypse.