Health: Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product.... - FML

By gumless - 02/05/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML

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By BLEACH Gum - 22/07/2018 15:00

Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML

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By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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By nikko blue - 20/12/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By Jennifer Sara Harms - 01/02/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML

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TaliaTerror 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:11

If it dissolves your gums just think of what it might be doing to those teeth of yours...

KnightAngela1109 10

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:10

Guess you can never have white enough gums

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Loly19 8

Thursday 3 May 2012 9:17

what brand you used, so i never get it??

petraphotoDOTca 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 10:10

stop. just stop

uncivil 5

Thursday 3 May 2012 11:36

^ this is true

waytomuchinfoo 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 21:31

That goes to show what cocaine can do you to your gums kids.

MsMeiriona 2

Friday 4 May 2012 2:45

Sounds like you left it on too long.

DopeHat_fml 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 1:15

Research, research, research!

MeesterMatt 3

Monday 7 May 2012 6:05

Im 90% sure u could sue

chokefrantic 9

Monday 14 May 2012 15:13

Just rip all your teeth out and get dentures (Y)

seacadet 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:33

"White Power!" Works with 3 active ingredients to whiten your teeth! Klumerin Kluxidren And. Klandine!

AliveLikeFire 7

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:50

You left it on too long. You're supposed to use it more than once to see a difference. But not while your gums are healing! Additionally, be sure that's a burn because it could be an allergy blister.

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