Miscellaneous: Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday,...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML

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By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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By independant - 08/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Friday 2 August 2013 23:41

That sucks OP! My condolences. But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 2 August 2013 23:41

Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

Comments

rememberkids 14

Friday 2 August 2013 23:47

happy birthday man! too bad I can't send u a box of Timbits to cheer u up!

SquidInTheSky99 19

Friday 2 August 2013 23:59

Wow, I'm eating Timbits as I'm reading this. It's too bad the only place where they have Tim Hortons in the U.S. is in western New York. I guess there's one good thing about living in Buffalo.

VampObsessed 16

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:27

? There's a Tim Hortons twenty minutes from here and I live in Michigan.

nottohappybride 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:33

We have Tim Hortons in Toledo too, at least 4 of them are 10 miles or less from my house.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:41

There are a few in Rhode Island and Maine, too--places where Canadians tend to go on vacation, I think.

gallaeo 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:59

None in NC sadly, that I know of anyways =

Holy_Schnikes 23

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:17

I'm in Michigan and they are putting the finishing touches on one before opening day in my city a block away, and there is one going East about 30 minutes away and another going South West about 15 minutes away.