Miscellaneous: Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now...

By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 01:19 - United States - Evansville

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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Inoku 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:10

I never understood why people couldn't just wait until 18 to drink/smoke/etc. It's not exactly like waiting until you're 65 to retire. =/

gelt 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:10

your parents seems to be funny. thumps up!

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beyotch 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:59

Where do you live where 18 is the legal drinking age? And hey, at least you got it back... they didn't seem to upset.

look_its_me 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:18

you have AWESOME parents...they didnt bust you! and where can you drink at 18?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:18

Your parents are epic win.

nadz2003 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:20

just thank god you don't live in the US...they will have to keep that ID for another 3 years

sarenalove 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:26

Hah this is funny. My sister turned 18 on the twenty-eighth, too!

lol_shit1 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:26

lol, silly americans. prohibition didnt work, get over it. that attitude to alchol is unhealthy, i've been drinking regularily since 16 and i can hold my alchol fine because i've a tolerance for it now rather than going crazy when became legal. very good fml, i would have hated to be with out my fakers for three months when i was underage! had to buy i new one that says 21 cus i'm J1ing in Cali this summer, totally blows!

WildBill1337 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:20

his parents are cool? more like lax. if i were a father, i wouldve brought the hammer down. fake id's are pretty damn illegal.

GotGlint 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 15:46

#74 sivermoonstar The only intelligent comment in this thread, well done.

Siriku 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:13

I lulz at the people who are judgemental, and being all like "O noes Felony." And 3 cheers for legal drinking at 18. I've been able to legally destroy my liver for almost 2 years now!