By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
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zingline89 18

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

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leadman1989 15

Indian burn probably still feels worse. I know it doesn't lol, but they still freaking hurt.

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lmaoatall 6

Don't worry! He posted the other day about licking the beaters on a mixer while it was still plugged in. He's bound to off himself soon.probably with fire, beer, egg beater, and and a roll of tp.

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jackassiddy 8

Did you make a wish when they put you out?

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Savra_fml 17

Probably "please don't douse me out with alcohol"

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armywife0609 4

that would also be the day some drunk idiot got two black eyes.

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armywife0609 4

does anyone know if its the op that votes for our comments that gives the points on our comments or is it everyone else?

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Epikouros 31

Normally it's the moderators that give points to comments, but you'll get permission to rate comments too if you pose topless in your profile picture.

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Takuya272727 16

Don't listen to the asses above. It's everyone else, and maybe OP. Each person has one point to nominate per message. Welcome to FML

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perdix 29

And I'm sure you were stone-cold sober at this festivity. Alcohol: Almost as overrated as snow.(TM)

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slapshot52 2

I agree alcohol is overrated.. But snow is awesome dammit!

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leogirl95 12

Happy 21st birthday! :D

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jellitonoctopus 19

I'm going to assume the open pit fire is at the beach so just roll on the sand. Hopefully your skin is okay.

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