By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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I'm 41 (not ashamed to say) married and I have 4 kids, I'm also known to act like a teenager ALOT lol, my husband always calls me crazy or insane (in a loving way mind you) and I always come back with "yeah I am and that's why you loooooove me!" Which he counters with "always with all my heart" :D

Now, I'm concerned for a lot of people here. I am fun, immature, always on my phone, with seriously problem to stop hoarding animals, which I indeed love, loves games, night outs, wasting time at malls. It doesn't mean I'm running from my responsibilities. I pay for my living, take care and having a laugh at EVERYTHING. But it doesn't mean I'm not go-to when it comes to problems, knowledge and advice. If your cart is in the way across the aisle, I'll call you a bitch and shove it your way. If your KID is across the hallway, I'll not call you a bitch, but I WILL DEFINITELY call YOUR KID a bitch. If you want respect, earn it by showing consideration BEYOND your beliefs. It may seem to be a very immature way to deal with it, but guess what - how is it mature that you don't think it may be you that are inconsiderate for other being and not us? What if I need to run across the store to get on that bus? And I'm late for the bus, because the most stores doesn't have the items I need, because you, main consumers doesn't nurture plants and opt for to buy a new one? That's not enviromentally healthy. A new frail pot made of thin molded concrete? Do you even know you might be killing orchids, birds and even pandas, so you can buy a new item to lose the next years? Anyway, what about that plastic for the kid(s)? Are you not mature enough to realise what you do have consequences while calling me immature?