By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 682
You deserved it 39 659

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crixon42 4

OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

You seem like a guy I would love to be friends with.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Except she's not a guy... a gal you'd like to be friends with??

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ironichalibut 24

61's got a point and When it's meant to be it's meant to be 12, go to her!

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thatonegirlnic 10

The first step is admitting you have a problem..

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DocBastard 38

You are way too old to be sitting around coming up with stupid puns. Only idiots do that. Wait...

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Ecudaniel 16

Well they say the child inside us never dies... Some people are just good at hiding it :).

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iamtheinsomniac 11

Umm. I would get it together of your aspiration is to be a successful married adult. Premature age jaculation? You came up with that???

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ChalkOutline101 7

You deserve it. Grow up and make something of your life.

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ladystate 22

How dare you insult the special needs like that... I know a few who've done more than most people do in a lifetime before even turning 20.

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chocolatelvr 5

You make fun of OP for having a bad sense of humor, yet the most witty insult you could think of was a condition with a negative connotation?! In all caps? Seriously.... Ps, OP I thought your joke was actually pretty funny

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zeldagirl77 7

It seems like we would get along very well

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Edumcg 24

Happy birthday OP! ^^ when I feel like I don't belong I remember this phrase: "If you follow the crowd, you will go no further than the crowd, those who walk alone are likely to find themselves in places no one has ever been before" I hope it helps to find your path :)

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CzechIsBack 15

Until you are so far away from the crowd that you die from starvation...

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akaOtter 1

But the crowd will at least go somewhere. OP is going nowhere, slow.

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