By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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HandaPitler 1

One down. 99 to go

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lolfood 24

Better to have no man than a shitty one.

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holagurl15 11

Ted Mosby is at least 35 and single, and will eventually meet his wife, you can do it too! :)

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Xotoolyxo 16

When she's not home drop of a bunch of cats

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ZombieSazza 34

Hey, I'm 22 and have 2 cats. My boyfriend of 3.5 years is 36, we live together and are happy. I biologically can't have kids, so we have cats. They're AWESOME!!! They are great company, funny as hell, help destress and kill spiders. Stroke a cat when feeling stresses, you soon calm down. :)

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xgetxbentx 13

Cats are awesome. Make it famous on the Internet.

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bridgetv25 8

Well heck what do u look like I'm single too LOL ;)

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BigRigX 2

ydi because you started a sentence with because.

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Angelastic_fml 18

Is that worse than starting a sentence with lowercase?

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jixiekat 14

a cat is a great pet but if you are allergic or something try being a loner dog lady! I had a teacher that was :D

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