By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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HandaPitler 1

One down. 99 to go

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lolfood 24

Better to have no man than a shitty one.

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perdix 29

Aw, you're still young . . . she should have started you off with your inevitable collection of vibrators!

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happylawyer 16

I like the idea. A cat for birthdays, vibrators for christmas, valentines, labor days...whatever they clebrate.

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tj5810 21

Cats are really cool animals. You shouldn't be so negative. Give your new furry friend a chance. :)

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Your sisters cruel sense of humor; I like that shit.

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MlleMC_fml 19

Don't despair! If that's what you want, you'll eventually find someone. I have a friend who only met a man at 35, and now she's happily married, she has a beautiful little boy and they're trying for a second child (her husband is older, and it was both their first serious relationship).

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mkcherry 14

There's a difference between 35 and unmarried b/c of a career or break up but you still get out in the world and date, or 35 years and you never have relationships and could seriously end up as a cat lady. Either way if you're happy tell your sister to mind your own damn business (:

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anasha_fml 2

would it be harder for u to find a partner if you have a cat？

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