By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton

Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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HandaPitler 1

One down. 99 to go

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lolfood 24

Better to have no man than a shitty one.

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MermaidAnnariea 10

nothing wrong with being a cat lady. unless you start neglecting them...

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dakkat720 6

are you single cause you're a bad person or because you're ugly? a cat might make you easier to look at. kind of a distraction. if you're an asshole then the cats gonna just turn into something you blame your problems on.

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dakkat720 6

U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi.... you ugly...you ugly...

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gracehi 31

Cats are furry miniature ninjas, making them far superior companions to all but the very best men.

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spikekutter 9

i wouldnt worry about it, almost everyone is being dumped this year..

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spikekutter 9

being dumped is a lot worse than being single..

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nvo 6

Shitty remark from your sister, but don't blame the cat for it. If you don't want a pet, find her a good place to go - otherwise enjoy the kitty and keep looking for friends and/or potential partners.

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netdemon 11

It's so nice when family tries to help!

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carminecris89 13

Cats are awesome, but your sister is a ****. Enjoy the cat, but put your sister on notice.

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Angelastic_fml 18

Ugh. A living creature should not be given as an unsolicited gift. Still, at least you're single, so nobody gave you an unwanted human baby for your birthday.

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