By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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looking_glass 0

Ugh....lover is such a gross term! But FYL

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CassandraBear93 0

I've been able to have orgasms since I was 6 .. you are sad

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chantille_fml 0

my ex of over a year could hardly ever give me orgasms, but we have a hand held shower head. so whenever im in the mood it takes me about 10 minutes to climax. and the orgasms i give myself are 100 times better than my boyfriend ever gave me. so im with ya!

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biglizqotwf 0

you should have done that 20 years ago. how you did it, no clue. showerhead was my first intro to proper nastybation at 18. had my first O before that, though.

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Joel_mama 0

By a vibrator. Or a gigalo. Or something.

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i_r_so_silleh 0

DON'T FEEL BAD!! i'm 17 and not tooo bad looking, but i still think that shower heads are way better than men at giving orgasms. my life motto is practically "who needs a man when you have a shower head." people should stop being so cruel.

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bella114 0

I always do that. But the mini massagers work way better.

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