Health: Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 23 March 2012 0:22

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Friday 23 March 2012 0:26

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

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doglover569 0

Friday 23 March 2012 3:51

You my friend, are flaming.

jwally726 0

Friday 23 March 2012 4:13

You deserve it for trying to do a high five for golf.

hateevryone 14

Friday 23 March 2012 4:20

Smh

biddeford23 0

Friday 23 March 2012 4:30

Well when your that intense for a sport I guess there's no holding back lol

sukkedmaweena 0

Friday 23 March 2012 4:35

Yes!!!!

ohrlly7457 7

Friday 23 March 2012 4:52

That sure PUT u i. Your place and teaches u not to BOOGIE on the course hahahahahahHa im not funny

marrisarashelle7 0

Friday 23 March 2012 5:33

I gotta give you credit. That was a little funny.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:16

I give you an F for presentation but an A+ for effort.

marrisarashelle7 0

Friday 23 March 2012 5:28

Least you hurt yourself doing something kinda cool(:

skitz817 5

Friday 23 March 2012 5:32

haha, sounds like something i would do XD lol sorry about your ankle tho...

jmoreno 4

Friday 23 March 2012 5:49

I love it

friisen_ 0

Friday 23 March 2012 6:36

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