Health: Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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Friday 23 March 2012 0:22

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Friday 23 March 2012 0:26

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

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Hts777 4

Friday 23 March 2012 7:45

Hey, at least something interesting happened.

EpicFML13 3

Friday 23 March 2012 10:50

thats hilarious!

dumaz 2

Friday 23 March 2012 11:25

Should've hit the dougie

t765234 10

Friday 23 March 2012 11:48

81- Mediocrity?

DeezGhostNutz 3

Friday 23 March 2012 15:17

You're an idiot

BAMFefnir 0

Friday 23 March 2012 15:42

golf is not a sport!!

lunaC 2

Friday 23 March 2012 16:19

Wow! U can afford to play golf?? Lucky you!

gipper22 0

Friday 23 March 2012 17:10

"You know what golf takes? Goofy pants and a fat ass."

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:10

Haha! I love that movie. "Thanks for dressing up." (looks at old guy's pants) "If I saw myself in those, I'd have to kick my own ass."

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 23 March 2012 18:08

For a split second I misread "high five" as "high dive." Guess I need more sleep.

Rocky007 15

Friday 23 March 2012 20:13

Doesn't matter, played golf.

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