Health: Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 23 March 2012 0:22

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Friday 23 March 2012 0:26

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Friday 23 March 2012 0:47

People are actually looking down on this guy?!? He was being a TEAM PLAYER! (: Get better , (:

SloppyFlamingo 4

Friday 23 March 2012 3:25

Golf requires a lot of team effort.

jwally726 0

Friday 23 March 2012 19:54

Golf isn't a team sport

maddy23a 5

Friday 23 March 2012 1:11

*facepalm*

Eiregal2 10

Friday 23 March 2012 1:18

I rarely, if ever, compliment on people's pictures but I love yours! Big bang theory love (Vulcan salute) live long and prosper!

frozenfreeze 5

Friday 23 March 2012 1:14

Did you DRIVE yourself to the doctor?

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 23 March 2012 1:20

Your joking right?

lucyinthesky420 10

Friday 23 March 2012 2:47

Yes.

demonmonkey 13

Friday 23 March 2012 4:34

Blippety 23

Sunday 20 April 2014 20:58

His joking what?

linkinpark98 23

Friday 23 March 2012 1:21

I bet this is the only this that was even a little bit exciting that day. Well, considering you play golf.

roseybeez 1

Friday 23 March 2012 1:24

Can you say loooser?! Haha

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 23 March 2012 2:51

Loser. ^

Crimsos 4

Friday 23 March 2012 5:51

Apparently you can't. :)

horsegirl331 6

Friday 23 March 2012 12:43

Yes and hbu spell it right

AdamBasebal69 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:56

Looser as in your moms ******?

jtown117 8

Friday 23 March 2012 1:37

fail much? :P

AdamBasebal69 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:53

I twisted my ankle trying to dickslap you.

katcot99 11

Friday 23 March 2012 2:01

Wow-__- sorry dude but YDI for being dumb

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 23 March 2012 2:05

now every time you go to give a high five, you have to yell, four!

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