Health: Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By cuz803 - 07/04/2023 14:00

Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 23 March 2012 0:22

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Friday 23 March 2012 0:26

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Friday 23 March 2012 0:47

People are actually looking down on this guy?!? He was being a TEAM PLAYER! (: Get better , (:

SloppyFlamingo 4

Friday 23 March 2012 3:25

Golf requires a lot of team effort.

jwally726 0

Friday 23 March 2012 19:54

Golf isn't a team sport

maddy23a 5

Friday 23 March 2012 1:11

*facepalm*

Eiregal2 10

Friday 23 March 2012 1:18

I rarely, if ever, compliment on people's pictures but I love yours! Big bang theory love (Vulcan salute) live long and prosper!

frozenfreeze 5

Friday 23 March 2012 1:14

Did you DRIVE yourself to the doctor?

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 23 March 2012 1:20

Your joking right?

lucyinthesky420 10

Friday 23 March 2012 2:47

Yes.

demonmonkey 13

Friday 23 March 2012 4:34

Blippety 23

Sunday 20 April 2014 20:58

His joking what?

linkinpark98 23

Friday 23 March 2012 1:21

I bet this is the only this that was even a little bit exciting that day. Well, considering you play golf.

roseybeez 1

Friday 23 March 2012 1:24

Can you say loooser?! Haha

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 23 March 2012 2:51

Loser. ^

Crimsos 4

Friday 23 March 2012 5:51

Apparently you can't. :)

horsegirl331 6

Friday 23 March 2012 12:43

Yes and hbu spell it right

AdamBasebal69 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:56

Looser as in your moms ******?

jtown117 8

Friday 23 March 2012 1:37

fail much? :P

AdamBasebal69 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:53

I twisted my ankle trying to dickslap you.

katcot99 11

Friday 23 March 2012 2:01

Wow-__- sorry dude but YDI for being dumb

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 23 March 2012 2:05

now every time you go to give a high five, you have to yell, four!

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Today, I had to have knee surgery. When I woke up, I found myself with a bandage around my head. The surgeon explained to me that one of the students in the operating room had fainted during the procedure, falling over and head-butting me on her way down. FML

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Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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Today, after 38 years of never meeting my dad, and paying a private investigator thousands of pounds over several weeks of searching, I found him living 2 floors down in the same block of flats. He’s the grouchy downstairs neighbour I’ve hated for 6 years. FML

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Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

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Best foot forward

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