Miscellaneous: Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny,...

By anonymous - 01/10/2011 14:18 - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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By Butqhy - 30/06/2016 11:07

Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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abetheanimal 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:31

Wave?

CVeNgineer 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:33

I'm not really sure if a restroom that clean actually exists!

Comments

Mpsteve13 7

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:36

ydi for using the bathroom

alexsannell 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:39

whoa. now "yeah! way to show em" is an option?

alexsannell 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:44

nvm.

allinicolesmh 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:23

Fail...

the_enigma1019 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:41

And this ***** your life how, not even. Not even picking one for this

the_enigma1019 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:44

I failed, forgive me grammar trolls

miZscrZee 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:47

The person who did it probably did that on purpose. Haha.

Nastybunk 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:47

Look at him with crazy eyes and act like you're beating your meat. That'll freak him out.

texas_redneck88 10

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:56

Who's to say that OP is a guy?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:58

That might make it even funnier. What would a woman do if she thought the person in the next stall was beating his meat?

maddylovesu 5

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:53

awkward.

NoNotTheFace 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:55

You could've started a conversation. "Don't you hate it when you take a dump and the water splashes right back to your ass?"

Skittlepickle 13

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:54

Yes.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:57

Commence fart war.

neonberries 15

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:58

You should've said hello. :)

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:20

Op: Hey srry didn't mean to peep....... These floors are really clean, wonder who was the idiot to have to do that. Guy in stall: I was Op:...........