Intimacy: Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the...

By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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Sunday 8 June 2014 2:04

That's one way to get a "********"...

zach205 24

Sunday 8 June 2014 2:04

Guess he was trying to get a ********

Comments

randomperson961 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:14

Automatic hand-dryers have a lot of bacteria on them, so that means his penis is probably going to itch for a while

vikky538 28

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:10

well at least you have not watched him washing his penis first...that must have been a shicking image you would see...

Nuclear101 4

Sunday 8 June 2014 19:37

Wait... so you're a girl in the men's restroom? (According to your gender selection)

Serisent 26

Monday 9 June 2014 2:45

According to her username, this was in the ladies room.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 9 June 2014 8:26

Look at OP's username. The guy was in the ladies room.

TechnoKitten 17

Monday 9 June 2014 0:14

Maybe he wanted to dry the pee off instead of shaking

try1995 6

Monday 9 June 2014 21:09

I was just about to ask if he was in the ladies room and then I read your username. Now I see why once a girl is about to go in to the bathroom she brings all of her friends.

technolove 7

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:11

WHY.

acutter2 1

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:51

if it is out there, it is someone's fetish. wise words of a marine.

snipesrock 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:55

but it was funny, eh?

tessybear19 8

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:47

Now, I won't be getting that image out of my head.

purpleamber1 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 8:17

Okay, was he showing any sign of being drunk because i feel like he probably was drunk out of his mind to exhibit the ability to put common sense first.