Intimacy: Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the...

By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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Sunday 8 June 2014 2:04

That's one way to get a "********"...

zach205 24

Sunday 8 June 2014 2:04

Guess he was trying to get a ********

Comments

CNHO1997 11

Sunday 8 June 2014 5:53

Your username tho.

randomplot 11

Sunday 8 June 2014 6:05

Me and my boyfriend do that a ton. He loves it! It's also pretty hot almost getting caught and all.

jimmy_poison 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 6:38

57- You and your boyfriend sneak into the women's room and blow dry his penis???

zandalee 19

Monday 9 June 2014 0:19

Oh for the love of God...

ibanghellokitty 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 6:40

1 question How did he get his dick wet

phantom55_fml 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 7:02

he was warming up dinner ;-)

Kat_Kitten 5

Sunday 8 June 2014 7:38

That's not an appropriate response to the situation at all!

mathilde92_fml 6

Sunday 8 June 2014 8:44

Oh... sh*t

drayloon 50

Sunday 8 June 2014 8:58

Maybe he was heating up his girl's dessert lol

Wuff 6

Sunday 8 June 2014 9:19

Maybe it was Rowan Atkinson!

91hayek 31

Monday 9 June 2014 3:32

You probably mean Mr. Bean. Blackadder would never stoop (or in this case tiptoe) to such barbarism. If anyone would be humping hand dryers it would be Baldrick.