Health: Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML - FML

By Raprotcommander - 07/02/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 14:19 - United States - Abington

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

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By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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Need beer now

By Jensen - 16/07/2021 07:01 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By notalcoholic - 09/12/2009 05:29 - Philippines

Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2016 16:58

Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML

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By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 20:00

Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML

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By Eric - 13/05/2011 02:19

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

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Top comments

zack12255 0

Monday 7 February 2011 18:51

not working for you huh?

mmmskittles 3

Monday 7 February 2011 18:53

it's the beer's fault. must've snuck into your house while you were out busy.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:30

you're doing it wrong, op... |the kid|

FatAbbot 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:32

Thats a better use for it anyway...

goaliemkl123 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:47

you guys have obviously never been to Georgia then.

SkateboardGirl88 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:21

I dont get y thats and FML

yeppers6502 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:21

this is not funny! you need to get a grip and think about how your are affecting everyone who loves you. alcoholism is serious.

Djosef_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 21:08

But it's perfectly fine if nobody loves you. Just saying.

TheSofaKing 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:10

Somebody is not following their 10/12 step program.

JesusSchwartz 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:11

Total win!

nikki9tails 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:51

when your all old enough or been through enough to depend on alcohol, you will realise AA is not for *******, it's for people that been down and out, trying for something better. Op try harder and remember things get better , it's all up to you

llZombiell 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:54

Only quitters quit! Stay strong and drink up :)

technochik3 12

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:50

ruining your health by drinking even more is quite the opposite of being strong.

Somedood117 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:01

what's AA?

eclecticstrings 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:12

Alcoholics Anonymous

BlackHoleSuns 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:19

Aerodynamic Assholes.

Masterofkittens 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:36

Serious kid get of this site it has mature themes

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Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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Today, I started keeping track. From 7 am to 8:30 pm, my wife, my 11 year-old son, and my 9 year-old daughter screamed for my help 154 times. Every time, it was the most mundane, trivial shit that they could have solved with a nanosecond of critical thinking, but no, easier to bother Dad for everything. FML

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Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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Today, my sons are such idiots that they had a blazing punch-up that put both of them in hospital, all because one of them stole the last cigarette from a packet. Never mind they both have their own cigarettes, but for some reason the theft of this one cigarette was the last straw that lead to a punch up. FML

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