By MikeA - 09/06/2017 12:00

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
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Druu 53

Tune in next week for a new episode of "Sexual Harassment Seminar or Unexpected Promotion"!!

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Tripartita 44

Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!

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Druu 53

Tune in next week for a new episode of "Sexual Harassment Seminar or Unexpected Promotion"!!

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Tripartita 44

Quick! There's still time for you to spill a hot beverage on your crotch and try to explain to your VP that Siri just wrote out your exclamation of pain!

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CrownedQueen 15

-In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories...DUN DUN-

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JadeMinu 10

Siri is the biggest savage i know lmfao.

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infinitemonkey 21

You should have texted him back and said "oops, Siri corrected 'suck' to 'talk.'"

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pjsr 32

There's never a bad time to talk about your own dick, right?

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CantTouchThat 29

You must talk about dicks a lot..you might want to work on that..

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RichardPencil 30

That could work. For the meating, wear clean underwear (or none) and bring lotion and kneepads -- depending on how the VP read it.

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species4872 19

That'll teach for being so lazy.

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nider 19

Siri doesn't send unless you confirm the message. This is fake news.

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Mr_Mole 24

I agree. You have to say yes to confirm it's correct before sending.

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