By jobless - 20/01/2009 16:52 - France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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yousself23 0

Now tell me, how does she accidentally touch your penis? O_o you know... Just fell on it or something?

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hoofprints 10

I cannot believe this! She should break up with you, she deserves better. It's sick that all you think about is sex. YDI, jerk!

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help_us_lisa 0

You and these skanky 14 year olds are what's wrong with the world. I hope she dumps your ass.

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primaballerina12 4

That is your own fault. Man up. She has morals. I don't see how this is worthy of an FML.

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trey1414 4

Don't be a pig. Like her for her not sex

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Boopycat 15

Maybe you're an asshole OP and she should break up with you

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wowonice 7

Honestly, if you expect girls just to 'touch your penis' all the time then you really don't deserve a girl.

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Aardvarkuus 4

Lots of couples go that long without having sex, or longer. Though in the context of dating in general it might seem like not enough. Just keep in mind that all relationships are different like people are, and if you aren't compatible in that area just I guess talk with her about it and be honest. If all you wanted was a sexual relationship and didn't make that clear to her, that's messed up. If you want a more balanced sexual/emotional relationship, that's understandable. I don't see how so many people are automatically assuming you're a dick for wanting more. She obviously has a waay different drive than you, or it could be a choice, or some sort of fear, and that's what you need to find out if you don't know already. She could also be asexual, and that's something not a lot of people know about. So yeah, just be respectful and not pushy, and whether or not this is a deal-breaker is up to you.

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