By jobless - 20/01/2009 16:52 - France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
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You deserved it 12 986
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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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HunterAlpha1 8

actually the future says nothing, because the human race goes extinct because everyone wore condoms.

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quent10 0

just tell her you have a present for her and put a box on your lap

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rety1 13

I'd rather be with a girl for a sexless year then to get some an hour after we met and wind up with gonorrhea, genital warts.. etc. etc. etc...

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rawrkira 3

Some people aren't sex ****** like most people. Kthxbai.

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Seabeast1000 4

having a girlfriend is NOT about sex! maybe u shuld respect her choices and how she is. u r dumb

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sparare27 0

i agree with 89, having a girlfriend does not men having a personal sex slave, be patient with her ok its up to her to decide when shes comfortable doing that stuff yet, otherwise im sure ther are plenty of girls who will touch ur penis as many times as u want........ for a reasonable price ofcourse :P but yea u get my drift man if u really love ur gf u wont worry about that stuff

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Norther 1

mzmartinez92 ohhhh.... how cool u are -,-

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sparare27 0

mzmartinez92 ohhh step back this kids gettn headjob at 14, get ova urself u probly dont even have pubes yet

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RavenXRampage 1

Thank you 77 and 83. The world needs more people like you.

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titanic12beth 0

ha yes 85, dick in a box ;) no but really this is a pretty shitty fml. obviously she's not ready to do it and you saying this is called PRESSURE. even if you're not forcing her. you are making her more nervous by saying that. if you really loved her you'd give her respect. that could help her wanna try. I'd know.

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