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By Dooh - 17/01/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 09:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Work it!

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, my man said, "If you get more sore from your workouts than from having sex with me, I’m gonna cry!" Uhm… I do serious weight training, and in bed we both enjoy the missionary position, so… sorry for your ego, Honey. FML

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Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Well I hope you stay loyal

UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:47

Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:28

Cheat.

hobojo69 23

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:38

That's great and all but dude if you don't see her for a year or whatever you might not be that great at sex and she might leave you for that, hey long distance relationships are hard and I think it's great that you really are trying at it, but she might not be as loyal as you, so if you really love this girl keep at it an hope for the best. Anyway good luck I'm rooting for you!

pao0720 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:45

Just think of how good it's gonna feel when you have sex with her after being horny for so long!! It'll be mind-blowing!

ikoihil 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:13

It's "regimen," not "regime."

karmaisabiotch 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:08

Wow I have the same problem. Finally I can personally relate to one of these fmls

really52 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:43

I feel your pain...

xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:18

When in doubt rub it out ;)

FMLoverAgain 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:32

You can do me in the mean time

charmanderCHAR 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 11:10

**** much?

Daftendirekt1 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 13:28

Oh you'll impress her all right ;)

Levvy 22

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:31

Maybe you shouldn't be trying to rule over your exercise. What? That's not what you meant? Then maybe you should learn the meanings of words before you use them.