Birthday, Poopoo peepee, Party and Miscellaneous: Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party....

By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2017 01:30

Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By sad - 19/08/2022 00:00

Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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aaron123111 11

Friday 8 November 2013 11:56

Invest in a bucket

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 8 November 2013 11:59

You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!

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DayvidFML 7

Saturday 9 November 2013 21:23

Either a potty potty or your screwed

lilysmith819 4

Saturday 9 November 2013 23:01

Put fake spiders in the toilet lol

Jeffy91 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 12:24

All you need is a bucket of water to flush shit down the toilet. As ignorant as you seem I suggest flushing yourself down the toilet as well. Im sure the parents of an ignoramus wouldn't mind helping ya out with that. Besides they pay the bills right? So why are you complaining for? Go ahead and uninvite everyone all of a sudden. You won't have to worry about any friends coming to your next b-day party.

wingL 11

Monday 11 November 2013 3:09

#80... is it just me or does the OP not have water at her house? So where do you want all the water to come from? Bottled water?

Shade1982 20

Monday 11 November 2013 9:58

@80: Stop being a self-righteous ass...

adamfromaus 9

Monday 11 November 2013 6:04

id say postpone the party?

criss90 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:26

Rent a portable bathroom!

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 12:46

It's a "bring a bucket" party.

grabyourhooks 12

Friday 27 December 2013 21:35

**** every answer, turn the damn water on, it only takes a wrench. Admittedly some apartments make it hard to get to, but it could also be the front yard. If you had time to post this then you had time to google a water main. Shut it back off after the party incase the meter reader rolls by