Birthday, Poopoo peepee, Party and Miscellaneous: Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party....

By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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No means no, Deborah

By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2017 01:30

Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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Party for one

By sad - 19/08/2022 00:00

Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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aaron123111 11

Friday 8 November 2013 11:56

Invest in a bucket

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 8 November 2013 11:59

You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!

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Joshawott 21

Friday 8 November 2013 20:46

"Due to unfortunate, unforeseen circumstances, the party has had to be postponed. I'll get in touch with a revised date soon"

krmc82 13

Friday 8 November 2013 20:55

That sucks...

jonahwalzer 12

Friday 8 November 2013 22:15

Get a shovel for them to go out side!

bobo_the_bear 5

Friday 8 November 2013 22:28

Just do what I do, use the woods.

awilliams44 9

Friday 8 November 2013 22:30

Outhouse time! Oh gross.... Just have it somewhere else like a venue place

fmlrulesBolt 14

Friday 8 November 2013 23:37

Portable toilets

Blink_me26 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:02

Those are some irresponsible parents you have there.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:11

In they old days they had things called bed pans...that might be a good thing to get...

iiiPug 7

Saturday 9 November 2013 3:23

Maybe you should run out of town.

nmrg 10

Saturday 9 November 2013 10:00

Dig a hole outside and put a box around it for privacy.

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No means no, Deborah

Party for one

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