Birthday, Poopoo peepee, Party and Miscellaneous: Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party....

By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2017 01:30

Today, my roommate forgot to pay the water bill on time, so they shut it off. Now we're without running water for 3 days and I'm taking my morning dump in Target next to a stranger. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By sad - 19/08/2022 00:00

Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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aaron123111 11

Friday 8 November 2013 11:56

Invest in a bucket

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 8 November 2013 11:59

You could just tell everyone that the water is temporarily cut off and leave a sign in the bathrooms or something like that!

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Friday 8 November 2013 15:50

Well... that's a shitty situa-- Oh wait. Nevermind.

thepretender10 4

Friday 8 November 2013 16:03

who takes dumps in other people's homes at a birthday party anyway?

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 8 November 2013 19:14

I take dumps everywhere I go. It's like marking my territory, yanno?

gemstone586 12

Friday 8 November 2013 16:12

wait. I need more info. how old are you? Should you still be living with your parents? or do you live on your own and expect your parents to pay your water bill? if you ARE young enough to live at home, did your parents know you were planning a party? You might just deserve it.

edanielleh 21

Friday 8 November 2013 16:59

OMG this is not an investigation...

gemstone586 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 0:37

fine. YDI. pay your own damn water bill. now, everyone hate on the fact that I don't know that OP should be paying his/her own water bill.......

shawnasays 6

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:30

shit, all good questions.

bikergirl93 18

Friday 8 November 2013 17:38

turn it into a garden party and say the house is of limits simple

frizz101 22

Friday 8 November 2013 17:39

Just tell everyone that your water got shut off. If your embarrassed that your parents didn't pay the bill just say that a pipe or something broke and it needs to be fixed before the water turns back on.