Work: Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway... - FML

By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML

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By Celina - 12/01/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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By screwed - 19/11/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:06

Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah

Vogelfanger 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:39

Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!

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charmed_life 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:26

i agree with #11...i'm american (from New York) and i know that the Pound is the British currency...don't worry OP, some people just aren't that bright.

kbg8409 0

Friday 23 December 2011 2:31

or some people that live in America just don't give a shit what the hell the British currency is called.. Eh?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:01

I had to read it twice to remember that British currency is called a Pound. That is A LOT of mullah.

xania_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 4:18

what's the conversion rate from pounds to dollars?

sarenalove 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:14

Ha...12,000pounds? Woah. How much did you weigh exactly before hand....?? Ha. (kidding of course.)

ddjjrrff 0

Monday 24 January 2011 2:13

pond means money

Petunia888 13

Friday 20 May 2011 20:38

I think a "pond" is a body of water.

dglntn 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 6:04

How much is that in U.S. Dollars?

hanhanjr 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:20

maybe about 22-24 grand..but im just estimating

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:39

@ #20, 12 thousand Pounds is 17,638.38 USD

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:18

Thank you for converting it.

Apachefire21 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:18

uhh you mean calories...? Id say go exercise a lot more...that helps.

PaperCaper 11

Monday 28 June 2010 20:33

Uhhhh...

courtney680 17

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:04

Dumb ass

smoshiee 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 23:21

1. You can't lose calories 2. Go back to school

ReneHaskins 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:06

I thought he ment LBS for a second there...lol then I realized he was talking about currency!

hanners 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:21

he means MONEY

JonnyNotBravo 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:17

i was dumb and misread it and i thought it said training day... untill i read that people were calling people dusches about money... fml

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