Work: Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway... - FML

By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML

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By Celina - 12/01/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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Saturday 28 February 2009 10:06

Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah

Vogelfanger 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:39

Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!

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marlii_fml 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:32

whoa for a minute there i thought u was tlking bout your hair

Poepiepiesie 3

Tuesday 10 August 2010 2:26

buy shares of biopharmacies on the aex

makeworldpeace 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 11:36

holy shit. sorry OP, that's a lot.

drcool41 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:54

hahah I thought weight too until he said trading

claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 22 August 2010 22:47

fat ass! well, at least you were. what are you trading, ice cream? jkjk i know what you mean.

MadPercussion 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:18

Your stupid because you just referred to America as the best country in the world. typical American. Bring on the haters. let's do this.

Insomnitastic 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:52

lmao don't take it so offensively I mean us Americans are used to saying "pounds" as weight. So most likely it IS Americans who thought they were talking about weight. That doesn't make us stupid. But I gotta say, after you read through and see they're talking about trades and STILL think they're talking about weight especially 1,000 pounds!?! THEN I gotta say your a dumbass...

dearprudence89 7

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:46

*sigh* He's talking about some kind of currency

neoncookie16 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 6:04

hahhahahaha POUND?? Trading day??? lmfao. oh wait ur from England... sorry

dheinzen2 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 7:01

lol tfo for the rwj reference

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