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By still on hol - 27/12/2014 10:12 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

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By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

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By Embarassed - 07/04/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was in a meeting when my phone suddenly rang. I'd forgotten to silence it, but it wasn’t just any ringtone, it was "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It played for 30 seconds while everyone stared at me rushing to retrieve it from my bag on the other side of the room and turn it off. The worst part? That fucking song is still stuck in my head, and it's been hours. FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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Saturday 27 December 2014 16:53

An Apple a day keeps the socializing away...

Scrambled 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 16:29

Apple is trolling you.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:05

They should answer maybe.

RageWolf16 31

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:28

Yeah, they're gonna be borderline dysfunctional this week with huge backups of idiots who don't know how to do a google search.

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:34

Well in the future, avoid calling them maybe.

pwnman 33

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:35

Hey, I just met you! And this is crazy!!! So here's my number, So call me maybe! LALALALA

royal_ranger 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:27

No...just...No

tranced_ 45

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:42

It should be outsourced from India.

biebahood 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:48

that's racist... unless you're making a reference from that show called "Outsourced"

fuckercakes 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:54

And now it's stuck in my head, fantastic

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:00

I spent four hours on the phone with Apple one time at work. I was trying to prove to them that yes we did have AppleCare on one of our Macs. I had to talk to out administrative guys to get the paperwork, and then talk to Apple again. I was on hold for so long I didn't believe it when someone picked up.