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By hazeblaze - 13/09/2017 00:47

Today, I've tried to start a conversation with my co-worker by telling her a joke. I went for an epileptic joke. Of course she's an epileptic. FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 16 September 2017 18:44

Here's some really simple advice: if it's at the expense of a demographic, it isn't a joke, it's bigotry, so don't say it. There you go, easy way to not do this again.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 16 September 2017 18:44

Here's some really simple advice: if it's at the expense of a demographic, it isn't a joke, it's bigotry, so don't say it. There you go, easy way to not do this again.

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