Fertiliser

By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife found out when I’m super busy with work and can’t be bothered to walk upstairs for a pee, I just pee into a bottle and empty it out the window onto the grass. I get it’s sorta gross but the way she was yelling you’d have think I took a shit on the drive in full view of the neighbours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83
You deserved it 1 353

Same thing different taste

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No, not "sort of gross", it's disgusting. You're a grown man with a wife and you can't make it upstairs?

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Oh my God, use the toilet! That is revolting.

No, not "sort of gross", it's disgusting. You're a grown man with a wife and you can't make it upstairs?

You can't make it one floor? Buddy, I'm super busy with work too, and I have to go up four floors every time I need a piss.

That is so unhinged. Please don’t palm off your lack of hygiene as your wife being “problematic”. Please use the toilet. This is incredibly unattractive and says you can’t take care of yourself.

tiptoppc 19

Let me guess, you could be a showrunner on “my 600lbs life.” I bet you have a large fluffy cap and a moomoo for when you go out to see a movie and get turned away after promised a garbage bag of popcorn to leave.

tiptoppc 19

And for what it’s worth, I walk with a cane and still go between floors just to pee in the only toilet for the house. You are a disgrace

rpy13 11

You’re a disgusting pig, that is disgraceful!! You are an abhorrent jerk.

Get a camp toilet or plumb a toilet downstairs.

easybree 10

your wife has every right to be revolted.