By Anonymous - 23/01/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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whoaaahorsie 7

for a dirty translation, maybe "if there's **** involved i'll get on my knees and be your bitch" ?

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lukybasturd 0

well me not understanding this is my fml. someone please comment an explanation.

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jnaust 8

Paying for sex with chicken? Hmmm..... this is something I hope catches on!

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JayByrd13 6

well doesn't that blow..(:

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hannahfran45 6

Old men, dogs, and chicken...sounds like a good night.

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Pelreskovich 11

I really wish you would have included his response. There is no way it wasn't hilarious.

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GoW_Chick 14

Old man: "So you like chicken eh?" *eyebrow raised with creepy smile*

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causticgirl 6

I am guessing he got his bag and got the hell out of there!

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KelBelAndNats 7

To further expand on what GoW_Chick said: "So you like chicken, eh? Well I like the look of your chicken fillets."

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GEFStryker 29

Come on #87. How did you go with fillet instead of breasts?

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islander03 5

Horniness, sexual deprivation, a dirty mind, and hunger = a deadly combination that causes people to make excessive fools of themselves in otherwise normal situations

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