By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19

Needles to say you did not go, right?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

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jellitonoctopus 19

Needles to say you did not go, right?

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steff900 6

That sucks, your sister clearly isn't aware of your dislikes.

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Jonkbaby 22

let me guess- you're (not) favorite movie is- Meet the NEEDLES, amirite, amirite? Hyuk!

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Fisahgurl 1

29, what's with you and the whole "amirite" thing?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

"Amirite?" just doesn't really cut it for you Jonk...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Awww 36 beat me to it as I was commenting... I feel shame for copying another...

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CeruleanThree 8

What a sharp sense of humor

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Chad_the_Brony 0

You guys really are on the point of the subject matter.

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KittySaysMoo 6

My brother and I joke around with each other a lot. She was probably trying to get a laugh out of you.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

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twilightluvr101 4

I was so scarred after that movie that I litterally kicked my doctor when he tried to give me a vaccine im scared for life

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

ccccccccccombo breaker

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RachelBerry_fml 5

Aww! That sucks :( How did your sister not know?

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modulusoperandy 7

It's not that she doesn't know. It's just that she is diagnosed with a typical bitchysis-syndrome.

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pinkcrayola 0

Hey, a coupons a coupon. Who cares what it's for if you're saving money.

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geeksaresexy 18

I sorta think you maybe missed the point of the FML.. Or was this an attempt to be funny?

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redneck45x 2

Can you land a plane on that nose of yours?

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ashii_92 10

Your not saving money if you don't need it...

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Ololo_fml 16

I used to like acupuncture, then I took a needle in the knee

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The_Troller 14

Then I gave [7] a duct tape to the mouth for even making that joke

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CryMoreFMLs 14

7, I.. Don't even know how that makes sense... ... Why did this "joke" even catch on..?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

My Skyrim knowlage may be a tad off, but I think because of some guards say this phrase (I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee) once you pass their gates. Then the morons decided that "THIS IS JOKE/MEME MATERIAL, HURR DURR". Now it suck's more than a moronic ass-brain...

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Namerkp2 8

I never thought the "arrow to the knee" jokes were ever funny to begin with and now... it's like my eyes are getting gouged out every time I read them. We should make a petition for FML to punish any user who uses this joke with a permanent ban :D

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ladyLALAA 28

Maybe the should really have to take an arrow to the knee?

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Torva_fml 16

But what if it does?

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soccercreator7 3

Just like the Dr.pepper commercials. "Trust me....I'm a doctor" .......whenever I see those commercials I trust them less... Good luck trusting someone you don't know OP

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evilscorpi 29

hopefully u have friends to spend it with,

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LadyClarik 8

Re-gift....Admit it...we've all been guilty.

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