Intimacy: Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing... - FML

By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

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Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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matt1337c 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:08

They're so gay. Was it hot?

0671241409 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:52

wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend

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lindon555 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:26

Ur boyfriend is awesome

Funnywayz 0

Monday 2 January 2012 22:34

I learned about that in health class...

kitty306 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:57

>__< i dont wanna know y XDD

iamverybored0001 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:13

I am pretty sure this is fake because their is a joke about two gay guys and star wars doing the same thing unless her boyfriend was copying the joke.

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:17

You should've joined in, if you know what I'm saying.

PartyxRocked 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:42

Sounds like something my ex would do.

italianangel23 6

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:20

Totally something my bf and his best friend would do...

perfectflower 12

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:10

Umm were the hard that would be gay but umm how long did it last????

tedharrison 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:25

Haha

lolzzebra 0

Friday 4 May 2012 23:04

da da dadadadada da da da....

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Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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Today I bought the Gold edition to a game for $90. I expected to be very good only to realize it was the same as the previous installment. I went to check the refund policy and it said that I had to have played less than 2 hours, I had 121 minutes. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

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Today, my husband accused me of having an incestuous relationship with my deceased father, all because we haven’t had sex in months due to my grieving. According to him, no one grieves that hard for someone unless they were in love or fucking them. FML

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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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Today, after dumping my ex for being married, I realized he'd been my best friend too, and I have no one to tell the funny, mundane bits about my day. I never realized until now how much I needed that. FML

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