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Wild accusation

By Allissa - 13/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband accused me of having an incestuous relationship with my deceased father, all because we haven’t had sex in months due to my grieving. According to him, no one grieves that hard for someone unless they were in love or fucking them. FML

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By paintfarts1976 - 10/05/2013 19:01 - Ireland - Mullingar

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Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

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Not in the mood

By Sad lady - 29/03/2024 15:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with someone else, all because we haven’t had sex in a long time. He says, “Jerking off is too much work” and “I signed up to marry a human with a sex drive, not an emotionless robot.” He left out the fact that I’m grieving my mother’s death. Thanks for the support, Honey. FML

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What is wrong with these dudes?

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML

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Oh hell no

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Anaheim

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Today, I was in the "getting to know you" phase of dating a guy I recently met. We were talking about our families and I mentioned my dad died when I was young. He blurted out, “So, we get to have some of that kinky daddy issue sex then, huh?” I’m not sure if he was joking or not but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 18:50 - Canada - Coquitlam

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Today, I overheard a "friend" talking about me and my recently deceased dog. He said: "Only time I've seen someone get that upset over someone dying, they were fucking each other. Just sayin'." FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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Dick

By Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Spicy

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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Kinda heartless, but OK

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 16:01

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Today, it’s been almost a month and a half of no intimacy between my boyfriend and me. To spice things up, I started going down on him. He burst out crying after a couple of minutes because he "misses his sister." The funeral was nearly 2 months ago already. FML

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On hold no more

By Ghosted - 01/06/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, a guy I was seeing’s father passed away. He’d told me he “needed time to grieve” and he’d reach out when he’s ready to talk again. This was a month ago and haven’t heard from him. I just saw my Instagram feed containing a picture of him and his new girlfriend kissing. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 14 February 2024 0:42

Is he... is he really that ******* stupid?

core01 30

Wednesday 14 February 2024 2:48

i can't imagine why you aren't aroused by your husband /s

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 14 February 2024 0:42

Is he... is he really that ******* stupid?

core01 30

Wednesday 14 February 2024 2:48

i can't imagine why you aren't aroused by your husband /s

karan7991kumar 6

Thursday 4 April 2024 6:29

it’s either I “can’t” imagine with “are” or I “can” imagine with “aren’t”

great_nate 26

Wednesday 14 February 2024 18:19

He is an asshole.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 15 February 2024 18:15

your husband is an asshole, and not giving him any for that is valid. but months is a bit excessive, don't be surprised when he goes somewhere else

Grateful @21 6

Friday 16 February 2024 8:17

Uhm How Dare he. Separation papers.

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