Miscellaneous: Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked...

By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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tbro47 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.

TheGolfGTI 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Well at least you got to where you were going, weather you liked it or not.

Comments

CallMeWindSock 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:29

Go outside and enjoy the rainbow!

FracturedMinds 21

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:57

Enjoy the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

doctorhook86 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:01

#20: Or in the OP's case, "Resent the rainbow, taste the rainbow."

Tailored 15

Friday 6 March 2015 6:47

Skittles

ThirteenThirteen 27

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:30

Good God, that sucks.

stingray112 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:33

Yep walked through some rain for 20 whole minutes. Your life must be forever changed.

cassie6613 3

Tuesday 3 March 2015 23:35

36 have you ever been hit by hailstones? No? Then sit down, shut up, and stop being an ass. Thank you :)

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 4 March 2015 1:20

Mother Nature being an asshole...

mimi_animee 18

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:30

if you went back outside and the weather turned awful again, its just you. but that's pretty funny sorry OP!

tbro47 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.

tbro47 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:04

And don't forget to kick the leprechaun in the balls on your way out for good luck.

wildgenius 13

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:33

I don't think this comment was funny enough for a follow up comment. .just my opinion.

tbro47 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:45

The followup was because my original comment timed out before I could tack it on. It was funny to me. Can't please everyone.

lnheritance 19

Tuesday 3 March 2015 18:50

"Enjoy the rainbow, taste the rainbow." At least until you step back outside and a blizzard befalls upon you.

TheGolfGTI 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Well at least you got to where you were going, weather you liked it or not.

lucyisbae 18

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:54

Good god that was beautiful

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Just one of those days, huh?

Gunny20 25

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:33

You should've walked inside earlier. At least the walk back will be better.

ajs1987 15

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:33

You're in the UK. When I lived there, the weather in April was probably the most beautiful weather I've ever experienced. Hang on for just one more month.