Miscellaneous: Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked...

By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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When the rain comes

By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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Rainy days and Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Weather report

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 02:01

Today, the weather forecast said it would be nice all day, with only a tiny shower in the afternoon, so I went on a 50 km bike ride to enjoy the summer. In reality, it rained pretty much all day, with a little bit of sunshine occasionally in between. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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tbro47 23

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Follow the rainbow, pick up your new pot of gold and call things even.

TheGolfGTI 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:31

Well at least you got to where you were going, weather you liked it or not.

Comments

born_hustla 26

Wednesday 4 March 2015 1:36

Lesson learned.- until you brave the rain and hailstones, you will not appreciate the sun and rainbow!

Dide9872 19

Wednesday 4 March 2015 1:45

Mother Nature can be a real bitch

Maycontainnuts 17

Wednesday 4 March 2015 2:26

Did it rain skittles?

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wednesday 4 March 2015 3:09

That's nature's way of saying "**** you."

ljrdz 7

Wednesday 4 March 2015 6:29

I smell bullshit....

Mightytall 35

Wednesday 4 March 2015 8:48

March, it's the new April!

thatsme293 28

Wednesday 4 March 2015 15:43

Eye of the storm?

theotherguyss 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 17:22

Was it... a double rainbow?

jennn_ifer 2

Thursday 5 March 2015 3:53

Remember, a rainbow is a way that God shows his love after pouring rain on us!

Koreaboo921 1

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:46

San Diego weather huh? Monday sucked

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